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I Gotta Know Who's in the Clearly Undercover "North East Philly Locksmith" Van Posted on Reddit
2+ hour, 12+ min ago (293+ words) If you're of a certain age, you can't look at this beauty and not feel nostalgic for the days of yore, when charming mom-and-pop operations like this were the only way to spy on someone. This elegant relic of the…...
Cards on the Table: I Did Not Handle This Blake Griffin/Jared Mc Cain Jab Well
4+ day, 59+ min ago (195+ words) But Blake Griffin disagrees. After Jared dropped 18 points on 7-of-11 shooting and 4-of-5 from three in just 18 minutes during the Thunder's win Thursday night, he had this to say: "They didn't sell high enough (long laugh break). Shoutout Philly." Griffin's…...
Sixers Broadcast Team Comes in 29th in Awful Announcing's Local NBA Rankings
4+ day, 8+ hour ago (186+ words) Awful Announcing has been running fan polls for years now rating local broadcast teams. They ask readers to hand out a letter grade to a TV crew and then compile the data and put together a ranking. This year, the…...
Get this Philly Crossing Guard Hero a Lifetime Supply of Mister Softee Ice Cream
6+ day, 8+ hour ago (227+ words) Throughout a lifetime, we each only get a handful of moments to define our legacy. When all is said and done, were you prepared when opportunity came knocking? When chaos erupted, were you brave enough to step into the fire?...
Nihilist Joe Mazzulla Mumbling Something About Duality and Emptiness After Celtics' Game 7 Loss
1+ week, 1+ day ago (19+ words) Joe Mazzulla played for Bob Huggins in college. Do you Huggins was doing some Nietzsche-type of nihilistic rambling?...
The Bruuuuuuuuce Springsteen Concert in South Philly Has Been Rescheduled, Though Cancellation Would Have Been Preferred
1+ week, 2+ day ago (125+ words) Crossing Broad After the Sixers eliminated the Boston Celtics from the playoffs, they eliminated Bruce Springsteen's Friday night concert in South Philly: It's unfortunate that it was rescheduled. I was personally hoping that it was cancelled outright, to spare the…...
Album Review: "The Sounds of Delco, Vol 1" Transported Me Spiritually to Mac Dade Boulevard
1+ week, 4+ day ago (325+ words) As you know, vinyl is enjoying a big-time resurgence. And one of the best records I've listened to this year is the brand-new release from Media's Greatest Hits Records and Books, titled The Sounds of Delco, Vol 1. This is a…...
Cocksure Penguins Fans Finding the Confidence to Once Again Meme and Troll
2+ week, 9+ hour ago (22+ words) They're gonna get all excited again, only to be slapped down and lose 4-2. This series ain't going back to Yinzerville....
Backstage Video Shows Eagles Swooping in for Makai Lemon While He's on the Phone with Steelers
2+ week, 4+ day ago (154+ words) Some video came out on Friday showing the moment that Makai Lemon learned he was going to become a Philadelphia Eagle: Man, that's crazy. I need to see more of this. I need the rest of this clip. Who cut…...
Aramark Will Offer a "Boy Aquarium" Cocktail at Flyers Playoff Games
3+ week, 5+ day ago (283+ words) Apparently there's some Tik Tok trend going around where women refer to NHL hockey rinks as "boy aquariums." Google reveals that this was inspired by the Heated Rivalry sports romance series. As such, Aramark is going to offer The Boy…...