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I told him my ballroom is a mile high just to see his face, says King
1+ hour, 54+ min ago (433+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" THE King has admitted claiming to own a domed ballroom a mile high in conversation with Donald Trump to see his crestfallen reaction." The president had taken the Royal…...
World's longest tiramisu 'a waste of good booze"
21+ hour, 18+ min ago (438+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" THE Michael Jackson biopic made the lucrative decision to end his story in 1988, before it all went too badly wrong. Which others need to call it early?" King of…...
Six other biopics that would be wise to end the story nice and early
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (677+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" THE Michael Jackson biopic made the lucrative decision to end his story in 1988, before it all went too badly wrong. Which others need to call it early?" King of…...
Why aren't presidential assassins trying to impress Jodie Foster any more?
1+ day, 3+ hour ago (581+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" AT 63, she is a respected actress, a Hollywood icon and an LGBT pioneer. But apparently all that means nothing to the disrespectful men trying to kill the president." Hopeful…...
Six body-positive icons who dropped that shit once Ozempic came along
1+ day, 5+ hour ago (749+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" FAT, proud and a role model for those who through no fault of their own are larger? Until an injection came alone and now you're inspiringly thin instead?" Currently…...
Connoisseur dad searching out only the finest AI bullshit internet can offer
5+ day, 4+ hour ago (635+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" A FATHER of refined tastes watches only the cream of awful AI videos spewed out by social media, it has emerged. The viewing habits of 58-year-old Roy Hobbs are…...
Frisbee, picnic rug, disposable barbecue: Six land-grabbing methods used by bastards in the park
5+ day, 2+ hour ago (454+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" OFF to the park to enjoy the weather, only to discover people have claimed all the space because they're more important than you? Here are their devious methods: Friends…...
Coffee brand debating whether to promote ethics or Satanism
5+ day, 1+ hour ago (477+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" A COFFEE chain is assessing whether customers would prefer to support ethical causes or the pure evil of the dark lord Satan. The company Napoli Deliziosa is unsure whether…...
Led Zeppelin respect groupies as equals: Music history sanitised like the new Michael Jackson film
5+ day, 5+ hour ago (391+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" CRITICS have slammed the biopic Michael for omitting the sexual abuse he was accused of. So what other changes might be made to music films to avoid upsetting audiences?...
Madonna or Sabrina Carpenter: Which is the age-appropriate choice for you?
6+ day, 5+ hour ago (440+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" DID you see Madonna onstage with Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella and eruditely muse that while one is young, the other is old? Decide which you should fancy with this…...