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Donald Trump's response to artists pulling out of his Freedom 250 gig is to book 'the Number One Attraction' in the world - himself! 22 hard passes
7+ hour, 38+ min ago (223+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated June 1st, 2026 Donald Trump is soooo angry that the only person left to perform at his silly birthday party is Vanilla Ice " " Liam Nissan" (@theliamnissan) May 30, 2026 " Marshall Cohen (@Marshall Cohen) May 30, 2026 " Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@Awesome Newsom)…...
This American made the mistake of not treating English mustard with the respect it deserves and it's eye-wateringly hilarious
2+ hour, 35+ min ago (237+ words) US food and drink David Harris. Updated June 1st, 2026 Will they ever learn? We recently shared a video of an American trying English mustard for the first time and it ended in tears. Not every American got the memo, however, as…...
'What's the worst thing you've ever woken up to?' - 21 highly alarming things to experience first thing in the morning
2+ day, 23+ hour ago (203+ words) Karen Dickinson. Updated May 29th, 2026 "I woke up to pee in the night and was questioning why my toilet looked like it was moving, as my eyes woke up I saw that the toilet was covered in hundreds of baby spiders....
Tory HQ's cringeworthy AI 'Andy Burnham' flip flops joke fell a bit flat - 17 top takedowns
3+ day, 8+ hour ago (136+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated May 29th, 2026 " Davie Kelly " (@Deeping Davie) May 28, 2026 " Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove MDANT" (@fslconsult) May 28, 2026 " Code (@Code Code1321636) May 28, 2026 When I see anything the conservatives do now, I get the same feeling as when a toddler presents you with…...
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
3+ day, 10+ hour ago (310+ words) Twitter tweets of the week Poke Reporter. Updated May 29th, 2026 Hello and welcome to the Poke's round-up of the funny stuff that caught our eye in the past week. Naturally, the heatwave crept in there, as did a little bit of…...
Nicolas Cage's 1990 'highly energetic' appearance on Wogan went viral again, because it's when he front-flipped his way into the chat show Hall of Fame
4+ day, 6+ hour ago (341+ words) Celebrity 1990s nicolas cage terry wogan David Harris. Updated May 28th, 2026 Back in 1990 actor Nicolas Cage was doing the UK media rounds to publicise the David Lynch film Wild at Heart, in which he starred alongside Laura Dern. The highest profile interview…...
25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift
6+ day, 4+ hour ago (93+ words) The Poke 25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift Poke Reporter. Updated May 26th, 2026 Welome to our round-up of the funniest things we've spotted on Threads in the past week. It comes to you during the hottest early May…...
17 favourite clapbacks to Donald Trump's ironic revelation that 'a lot of people' didn't know there was a 'b' in dumb
6+ day, 8+ hour ago (334+ words) US donald trump MAGA David Harris. Updated May 26th, 2026 It's a golden rule of comedy that if a joke needs an explanation, it isn't working. Donald Trump, however, has never been one to follow rules " financial, political, legal, or moral. He…...
Donald Trump posted some AI slop of himself throwing Stephen Colbert into a dumpster, and got absolutely dragged - 17 best burns
6+ day, 2+ hour ago (253+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated May 26th, 2026 Whoever taught Donald Trump to use the internet needs to have a long hard word with themself. The Orange Buffoon not only uses Truth Social and Twitter to rant about things he's spotted on cable TV…...
Whoever wrote this viral headline about actor Jacob Elordi leaving the Cannes Film Festival deserves a Pulitzer and entry to the pun hall of fame alongside these classics
1+ week, 2+ day ago (18+ words) Journalist Rebecca Alter's article headline for a news piece on Vulture is being celebrated for its ingenious wordplay....